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πŸ‘…πŸ‘πŸ₯–πŸ©πŸ’¦πŸ₯§ 

A request, by text, for analingus followed by anal sex ending in anal creampie.

To begin, spread her buttcheeks and eat her ass, while she is either on her back or kneeling. One may presage penile penetration by inserting one or more fingers into her ass; the shocker is also acceptable here. When she is ready for the meatpole, apply lube and insert the cranny-ax slowly, carefully - unless she’s an asswhore or a slam-pig, in which case just slam it home. Insert until one is β€œballs-deep in dat ass.” Continue to pump, fuck, slam, pound, jam, or smash, whichever her delicate rosebud most prefers.

After she cums her brains out, she’ll make it known that she is ready to take the creampie. Most men are best pleased if she begs, to the effect of β€œPlease daddy, please cum in my ass!” Tailor this supplication to suit - whatever best readies one to grant her desire to be full of hot babybatter. When ready for release, simply blow that massive load deep into her ass. Fill her waiting rectum with a steaming deposit of manjelly. When ejaculation is complete - the load blown and the asspie filled with cream - the procedure is nearly complete. All that remains is for the yogurtslinger to be withdrawn and for the woman to push the spooge out of her shitslit, much to the visual titillation of both partners. Now, having witnessed the β€œcream” squeezed out of the β€œpie,” the anal creampie is complete. Revel in its spunky, frothy, jizz-soaked glory!
1.
John: β€œLeila has such a perfect ass. I’d LOVE to give her an anal creampie! I’d lick her asshole until she begged me to fuck it, and then I’d leave my load so deep inside her. Let me text her right now:

β€˜πŸ‘…πŸ‘πŸ₯–πŸ©πŸ’¦πŸ₯§?’ ”

2.
Leila: β€œJohn is such a sexy anaimal. He came over last night and gave me the BEST anal creampie!”

Yasmina: β€œTell me everything!”
Leila: β€œHe tongue-fucked my balloon knot until I needed his quiverbone inside me so bad that I begged him to forget the squishmitten and put it right in my wet back door. I came so many times I lost count, so I asked him, β€œPlease daddy, please cum in my ass!”

Yasmina: β€œYou’re such an asswhore!”
Leila: β€œI just love it when he fills my ass with a huge, hot load. Then we both watch in the mirror as I slowly push it out. There’s NOTHING sexier.”

Yasmina: β€œYou’re right, that IS hot. God, now I want an anal creampie!”

3.
Mary: β€œHey Jenny, look at this text I just got from Billy. What the hell does this mean: β€˜ πŸ‘…πŸ‘πŸ₯–πŸ©πŸ’¦πŸ₯§β€™?”

Jenny: β€œOMG, you’re so lucky! He wants to eat your ass and dumpthump you, and then give you an anal creampie. What an ass-master! God, I would LOVE for John to cum inside my ass.”

Mary: β€œHey, hasn’t John been hanging out with that hot-ass Leila girl? Her trunk-junk is so sexy.”

Jenny: β€œWhaaat?!”

Mary: Oh... Uh-oh.

fudanshi 

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Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

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"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
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Regular Degular 

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May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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give a hoot don't pollute 

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*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026