“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
by eric_h June 17, 2022
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