8 definitions by eric_h
Someone that consumes large quantities of Gatorade to restore electrolytes after excessive masturbation
by eric_h June 17, 2022
Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.
Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.
by eric_h November 1, 2022
by eric_h June 17, 2022
Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.
Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.
by eric_h October 16, 2022
I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.
by eric_h June 26, 2022
“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
by eric_h June 18, 2022
Dylan’s sheets stuck to his mom’s jewelry as his marathon masturbation session turned a family laundry day into a sticky ghost outing for his angry mom.
by eric_h November 12, 2022