Definitions by eric_h
Sticky Ghost
Dylan’s sheets stuck to his mom’s jewelry as his marathon masturbation session turned a family laundry day into a sticky ghost outing for his angry mom.
Sticky Ghost by eric_h November 12, 2022
Electric Bull
Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.
Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.
Electric Bull by eric_h October 31, 2022
Jewelry Rattler
Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.
Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.
Jewelry Rattler by eric_h October 16, 2022
Poor Dylan
I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.
Poor Dylan by eric_h June 26, 2022
“Oooh Dylan”
“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.
“Oooh Dylan” by eric_h June 17, 2022
Gatorador
Someone that consumes large quantities of Gatorade to restore electrolytes after excessive masturbation