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a slang term referring to a convict in a russian prison
there were many zeks working hard labour during the Cold-War era
zek by Ilianivich March 15, 2003
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zeke • Zeki • zekeing • zeko • zekes.spinalfluid • Zeke Moment • zek • zeka • zekai • Zekarias
If your name is Zek, you’re a fucking legend
You do your own thing, carve your own path and mostly just don’t give af about what the others are doing cuz 9 times outta 10 you’re already several steps ahead. You aren’t influenced by norms in society or the ppl that run it. (if your name is Zek and you are somehow dependent on what other ppl think of you: There’s going to be a point in your life when suddenly a switch gets flipped and oh boy it’s gonna be awesome)
Just don’t get too cocky and you’ll go places…
“Dude what’s Zek doing here?”
“I don’t know, but they look so cool!”
Zek by Thatpersonatthebackoftheclass November 23, 2021
That guy.
Damn I wish I was zek
zek by zēk November 27, 2021

Zek is blek

Zek is blek..

if you know then you know
Zek aka Zach herron

Is

Blek... bc of the ‘ freaky Friday ‘ song controversies a few months ago.
Broooooooo. Zek is blek

tallon zek times 

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
tallon zek times by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

Tallon Zek

PvP Server based on Training mobs, OOR or Same Team healing, Corpes Camping, and any other lame game play you could think of with piss poor CS and GMs/Guides with ball sack hairs for brains.
But we just keep playing!
Tallon Zek by Darkstar Fag Hood June 21, 2003
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