Özil
Özil by Assistician August 20, 2016
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Ozil
Ozil by soysasamtiha October 22, 2013
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Ozil
(Noun/Adjective) A man who gets the job done - by any means necessary, often with ruthless German efficiency
Ozil by Martin Scores Easy October 11, 2010
Ozil
That homeless guy on the subway stinks, I'm pretty sure he Oziled.
I'm going to Ozil if I don't get to the bathroom.
I'm going to Ozil if I don't get to the bathroom.
Ozil by Brooklyn's Finest. June 18, 2016
o.Ozil
an alternative spelling for Ozil if u happen to not know how to type the O with the umlaut.
the spelling is usually used by fans(girls) of the german national football team in various online community and social networks.
the spelling is usually used by fans(girls) of the german national football team in various online community and social networks.
if u r still blur-blur about what/who the hell this o.Ozil is, we are talking about the german footballer Mesut o.Ozil who is of Turkish descent.
the spelling is also somewhat in reference to o.Ozil's unusually unusual eyes.
the spelling is also somewhat in reference to o.Ozil's unusually unusual eyes.
o.Ozil by completelycracked September 3, 2010
Mesut Ozil
Mesut Ozil (aka better than Zidane) is simply the greatest midfielder ever to grace the football pitch. Ozil can see things on the pitch other players can't. A brilliant player with vision for the assists. (If you're single then Ozil can find you a girlfriend) He plays for the greatest and most glorious club in London called Arsenal F.C and Arsenal fans love him but most rival fans hate him because they are so fucking deluded and also because deep down they know how good Mesut Ozil actually is and they can't have him at their club so they are just jealous.
Guy1: Mate have you seen Arsenal won 3-0 against Manchester United today?
Guy2: Yeah lad, and Mesut Ozil scored a beautiful goal with two assists, a superb performance from him.
Deluded Rival Fan: He is still a flop, Mata is better!
Guy1, Guy2: And you are a virgin you fucking nonce!
Deluded Rival Fan: *Thinking* Holy shit! how do they know that?
Guy2: Yeah lad, and Mesut Ozil scored a beautiful goal with two assists, a superb performance from him.
Deluded Rival Fan: He is still a flop, Mata is better!
Guy1, Guy2: And you are a virgin you fucking nonce!
Deluded Rival Fan: *Thinking* Holy shit! how do they know that?
Mesut Ozil by ConorLAD May 7, 2016
o.Ozil
an alternative spelling for Ozil if u happen to not know how to type the O with the umlaut.
the spelling is usually used by fans(girls) of the german national football team in various online community and social networks.
the spelling is usually used by fans(girls) of the german national football team in various online community and social networks.
if u r still blur-blur about what/who the hell this o.Ozil is, we are talking about the german footballer Mesut o.Ozil who is of Turkish descent.
the spelling is also somewhat in reference to o.Ozil's unusually unusual eyes.
the spelling is also somewhat in reference to o.Ozil's unusually unusual eyes.
o.Ozil by completelycracked September 3, 2010
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