{sex} 

when a man sticks his penis in and out of a womens vigina

one night i was whatching tv and there was a knock on the door and my boyfriend was there.he jumped on me and took off my clothes and put a pen in and out of my pussy until i cummed.we now had sex.he went in and out of my pussy and it felt great!i finally screamed "FASTER!!HARDER!!YOU KNOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX!!"he went as hard and as fast as he could go!then the doorbell rang AGAIN and there was a hott guy and he asked if he could join."gladly!"i shreiked.so he fucked me in the arse and my boyfriend fucked me in the vigina.then my boyfriend swiched and we started french kissin and the hott dude had some viginal sex with me.then the hott dude went home and i placed my boyfriend's hands on my boobs where they lay till tomorrow.that was the best {sex} ever!

{sex} by ***whatever***whatever*** May 9, 2007

sex 

when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck

im going to go have sex in the toilet

sex by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018

sex 

to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.

"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."

sex by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 15, 2022

sex 

its like math you add the bed ; subtract the close and divide the legs and hope you dont multiply

are you ever going to have sex with me or are you just going to masterbate

sex by master#fuck February 12, 2018

Sex 

Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.

Sex

Sex by JooperPooper12345 November 7, 2017

Sex 

What you won't be getting tonight.

"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."

Sex by blahderdash April 14, 2009

sex 

The hottest thing known to man kind

10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!

sex by Nimnex October 20, 2018