3 definitions by Jerry the wanking dolphin

when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018
when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.
crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018