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Slang for Orlando. You can only use it if you have lived in Orlando for more than 5 years.
" Aye My Dude, Where You From?" " I'm From `Lando Muthafuckah"
`Lando by chickennugget._shai October 11, 2018
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Lando is an amazing person with great personality. He doesn't see it, but he lights up the world of everyone around him. Everyone says not to trust Lando. But Lando is the most trustworthy person you will meet. Lando has many friends but pays most attention to those closest to him. Lando is the friend everyone wishes they could have. Never argue with a lando for they have a reputation with winning. If you can avoid fighting with Lando, you can keep a good friend. Lando sticks to his word and you should believe him when he says he will be there for you. Always. You never want to lose a lando
Lando by Kid with the glasses September 25, 2018
n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.
Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?
Lando by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011
A cool dude That is loyal to any girl who doesn’t play them for some other nigga
Lando a loyal dude
Lando by Hhttgc May 19, 2018
One ☝🏽 who shows risky and attractive behavior. A trend setter for the action-sports world.
That bro just jumped off that cliff doing a triple cork! He’s such a lando!
lando by landolabrum July 22, 2020
Wonderwhale's pretty lando.
lando by Euporia January 12, 2011
The coolest motherfuck in the galaxy, until 27 years later when the Star Wars DVD portrayed him as screaming like a little bitch.
Lando got shafted by George Lucas.
Lando by Woobert September 29, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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