Definitions by Woobert

silent partner 

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.

I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.

silent partner by Woobert September 20, 2005

Lando 

The coolest motherfuck in the galaxy, until 27 years later when the Star Wars DVD portrayed him as screaming like a little bitch.

Lando got shafted by George Lucas.

Lando by Woobert September 29, 2004