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sex ratio 

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...
joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?
sex ratio by Wrath of kleptos October 22, 2008

Radiohead Sex Masters 

The Radiohead Sex Masters are an exclusive cult formed on Discord that have dedicated their lives to the devout worship of Thomas Edward Yorke of English rock band Radiohead. They have a well-developed governmental system and often utilize their own lingo such as terms like ‘fr,’ ‘one,’ and ‘eo.’ The national currency is One Thollar (One Radiohead Sex Masters Thom Dollars).
James: ‘Are you really one of the Radiohead Sex Masters!?’
Angelina: ‘ Radiohead are an English rock band formed in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, in 1985. The band consists of Thom Yorke (vocals, guitar, piano, keyboards), brothers Jonny Greenwood (lead guitar, keyboards, other instruments) and Colin Greenwood (bass), Ed O'Brien (guitar, backing vocals) and Philip Selway (drums, percussion). They have worked with producer Nigel Godrich and cover artist Stanley Donwood since 1994. Radiohead's experimental approach is credited with advancing the sound of alternative rock.’
James: ‘Blimey!’
Radiohead Sex Masters by radiofork September 19, 2021

Rational Sex 

The fact of having sex with someone that you don't particularly find attractive, but that is objectively beautiful or commonly known as sexy.
Peter : Hey mate, how was your date yesterday night ?
John : Oh, we had rational sex.
Peter : Both of you ?
John : Yeah...
Rational Sex by Dolvido December 18, 2012

hot radioactive monkey sex 

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.
Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.