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Someone with a dick the size of the Eiffel tower
That guy looks like an ed
Ed by Urudyf October 18, 2019
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edward • eden • Eddie! • Edward Cullen • edgy • Edgar • -ed • Eddy • edging • eduardo
Ed is short for Edward Edminton and Edvard.

Eds tend to be very athletic and mature enjoying sports and music and generally being very good at both.

Eds as boyfriends are loving, sweet, great in bed, and not stingy when it comes to presents.

Although eds can be hotheaded, they are also hardworking, loyal and have an amazing sense of humour making them great friends to have.
"Hey who is that guy?"
"He's my friend Ed"
"Awh he must be cool"

"Ive got an amazing boyfriend called ed"
Ed by KMON2492 April 18, 2009
when someone calls you ed it means you're dumb or slow. Like special education
"Yo you play league? That's terrible"
"What are you saying! Have you ever even played before"
"Nah bro it's stupid"
"You're so Ed"
Ed by Janey Dow February 19, 2015
An abbreviation commonly used among anime viewers to refer to the "ending" or "credits" of an anime show. Often times it contains a short animation along with a song. It has also been used in the context of referring just to the song portion of the ending.
Person A: "What did you think of the show's ED?"
Person B: "Which season ending are you talking about? 1 or 2?"
Person A: "Season 2"
Person B: "Ah, well the animation was mediocre, but the music was put together nicely."
ED by GoodnightMoon June 7, 2009
The person Nick stole the bagel from.
"Fuck you, Nick, that bagel was mine!"
"Fuck you Ed!" Nick replied
Ed by Nick The Bagel Stealer October 28, 2019
suffering from ed is nothing to be ashamed of.
ed by Dr. Ed Gallagher May 13, 2005
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