[douchewad]

adj. someone who is a bag of douche.

Abraar is a douchewad.

by joeyyyg January 24, 2009

douchewad

A term used to describe a group of douchebags who hang out together and never get laid due to the fact of serious funky body odor they have from playing nonstop video games 24/7.

I wouldn't go near that group of guys over there. I can smell their B.O. from over here, and I'm 50 feet away. What a freakin' douchewad! Look, now they're going into that video game store.

by SewerChewer January 4, 2008

douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

Douchewad

Worse than a douchebag. A total asshole who is more vile than an actual physical douche bag (the original douche bag which women use to clean their pussies). So much so that the bag gets wadded up and tossed aside like the shit that's in it.

That douchewad totally ghosted me after I fucked him all night and gave him several BJs.

by BadRaven25 October 2, 2018

fuckbag-douchewad

a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.

Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!

by sinergy staff October 18, 2008

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017

schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013