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bullshit 

1) complete lies and made up shit
"Larry is the biggest load of bullshit" ((((this statement is bullshit because it is a complete lie))))
bullshit by how fetch September 24, 2012

Bullshit 

Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. See Algebra II and Logarithm.
"When will I ever need these bullshit logarithms in the real world?"

"Algebra II is bullshit."
Bullshit by swags mcgee September 21, 2013

bullshit 

A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.
"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.
bullshit by pal_sch July 30, 2004

Bullshit 

when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose
thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit
Bullshit by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

bullshit 

Friend: So, how's life today?

Me: It's bullshit, man.
bullshit by Nutella222222 January 18, 2014

bullshit 

1) noun. Stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or passing an exam, or getting elected to office. Most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.

In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".
1) My essay was complete bullshit.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.
bullshit by ThinkDifferent February 20, 2005
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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