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mum loves me more
hey brother, mum loves me more then you you fat turd
brother by thanks for letting us October 7, 2019
A male sibling that gives you advice not to show how wise he is but to point you in the right direction, for your sake; one who shares many memories that bring them close to you; the one that shares shows, bands, movies, family, and other interests with you; the person that makes fun of you without it hurting your feelings; the definition of fun and love; one who gives and seeks advice; the one who tells you like it is; the role model; the one who knows how to make you laugh; the one that treats you like you are and nothing more, and nothing less so that you know of your importance, but are humble as well; the one you are most like; someone that generates tears when gone; no matter where you are in the world, you both are still close
Brother by zelda girl July 3, 2011
what hulk hogan usually says after a sentence
you betta believe it, brother.
thats right brother.
brother by yugor777 September 16, 2005
An annoyiong little shit that never seems to go away and kind of smells funny.
Brother by Megan Leigh July 1, 2006
A guy who is closely related to you, who pisses you off, be it older or younger. Brothers may lurk around your room or even threaten to kill you. Many cases have shown that brothers are douchebags.
You: Hello, brother! How is this fine day?
Brother: Go fuck yourself.
You: .. wh- what?
Brother: I'm going to slit your throat.
You: No you're not
Brother: IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU!
Brother by Joker91029 May 20, 2009
Complete asshole who's main mission is to make your life hell
Brother by Monkbot July 31, 2019
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