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Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone
Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!
Quarantine by nbaerick March 22, 2020
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quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona
im in quarantine

Quarantine

A form of living hell during covid 19 were we have to stay home and live a very shity life style and our mental health is effected. We also can't see our freinds or anyone for a long time. We are also out of school and everything
Me " I was in America yesterday" Government" you must self quarantine for 14 days" Me "😠😠"
Quarantine by Thesavageofall March 29, 2020

Quarantine

The name of the artwork that displayed a banana sticked to the wall at art Basel 2019
Quarantine, an artwork interpretation by artist Caro Tejada & Hope the Blue robot
Quarantine by Caro Tejada April 29, 2020

Quarantine

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t
You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t
Quarantine by Spot:) June 12, 2020

Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.
Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D
Quarantine by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Quarantine

Quarantining is driving (slowly) in a car by somebody's house and screaming "Quarantine" as loud as possible and laying on the horn. This activity is usually done late at night (but could also be done in the day time) with a group of people that is used to disturb big parties, or used as a prank to someone.
Elizabeth wasn't too happy about her house party getting Quarantined. It caused major disturbance and no one knew what was happening.
Quarantine by quarantinespike May 26, 2010
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