[Penis panis] 

Physical pain that prevents you from raiding TK, and might give you a good excuse to get booted from your new guild.

Sorry guys gtg, penis panis.

[Penis panis] by Mapple December 8, 2007

PENIS PENIS PENIS 

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

John: You suck

Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS

John: ...

PENIS PENIS PENIS by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009

Penis Pants 

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

Penis Pants by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

penis penis penis 

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!

penis penis penis by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010

penis panic 

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

penis panic by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

penis panic 

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)

Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.

penis panic by slowride5446 June 17, 2006

penis penis vagina 

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl

1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."

penis penis vagina by MRxDRC January 13, 2011