[Llama]

a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.

Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama.

by CB & SA February 27, 2009

:llama:

Code for a llama emote on the website deviantART. Some chat rooms will kick/ban you for posting it while chatting, because it's big and causes lag on certain computers.

<deviant1> wow, my comp is so old and slow, i hope everyone follows the rules and doesn't post the llama emote...
<deviant2> :llama:
**deviant2 has been kicked by Moderator. Reason: NO GODDAMN LLAMAS!
<deviant1> Moderator: you're my hero!! ;)

by SFalconPunch January 26, 2009

Llama

The cutest animal ever that is very similar to an alpaca

I fangirled when I saw a llama, no jokes

by AmazingLlamaisnotonfire August 02, 2015

llama

This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

www.myspace.com/djchynaman

Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama

by Chynaman June 20, 2009

llama

Meaning gun or weapon.

I was able to sneak my llama into the club.

by keenan88 September 21, 2005

llama

An adorable animal the world decided to obsess over in 2015. It's fluffy, and...actually, I'm pretty sure that's all we cared to learn about them. We were still obsessed with them, but rather than learning about them, we made a song about them! Ah, humanity.

The llama song:
"Fluffy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama! Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama!"
See? We were obsessed with them, but not really anything about them as an animal...just them.

by strawbfairy December 28, 2015

Llama

The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.

One time a llama spit at me.

by sldkfjsldfjwogeewpnwv December 11, 2012