[Joe the Plumber] 

Sweaty greedy bald dude

Hey look, it's Joe the Plumber! Get him a towel!

[Joe the Plumber] by Bobby24212 February 21, 2009

Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.

My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.

Joe The Plumber by Stalin for time February 23, 2009

Joe The Plumber

"Joe the Plumber," aka Joe Wurzelbacher referred to in the 2008 presidential election was used as a tool by McCain to make Obama appear as if he were raising taxes for the common man.

In actuality, under Obama's economic plan, "Joe The Plumber" would only be taxed if his company made over $250,000 a year.

McCain used this as spin to confuse undecided voters that Obama was taxing "Middle America" when in actuality he promises not to raise taxes for 95% of Americans.

McCain: "Your going to tax Joe the Plumber"
Obama: "I Only if he's making over 1/4 of a Million dollars a year"

Joe The Plumber by Woodenfox February 20, 2009

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

Joe the Plumber by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.

1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!

Joe the Plumber by Apocryphite February 22, 2009

joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.

"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.

joe the plumber by lilyjane October 15, 2008

Joe The Plumber

A person that either:

1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).

2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.

Example 1:
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.

Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.


Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.

Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?

Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.

Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.

Joe The Plumber by nuttzy999 February 20, 2009