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The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.
Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.
:j by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011
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Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.
A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j
:j by MrOhyeahson July 22, 2011
The smiley-smirk face, also known as ":J" means,"Hi, let's have sex."
The term originated from Habbo Hotel but is now starting to spread through modern instant messaging.
It is basically, a flirty subtle internet "booty call"
jamie: hey, what are you up to tonight?
lily: nothing much, :J
:J by habbohotelgurl November 11, 2009
A rarely used emoji used in the usenet days in the late '80s. It was used to indicate mischief, levity or the feeling of being mildly annoyed.
I am something of a scientist myself :j
- Norman Osborn
:j by KarlachCoochgate August 12, 2024
He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”

j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.

father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc

j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS

you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)

j is the way

You cannot delay the j

Shelly left Robby because only j is bae

j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as

j
j by Ribbitrunit November 5, 2022
LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.

whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player

@juniortrooper69
EXAMPLE:

j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else

j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality

j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!

“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world

j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance
j by GrungeNgo November 4, 2022
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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