:j 

a smirk.

<qwert> Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! guffaw!
<yuiop> :j

:j by Neoguardian October 24, 2003

:j 

The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.

Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.

:j by OioiAyeAye January 18, 2011

:j 

Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.

A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j

:j by MrOhyeahson July 22, 2011

:J 

The smiley-smirk face, also known as ":J" means,"Hi, let's have sex."
The term originated from Habbo Hotel but is now starting to spread through modern instant messaging.
It is basically, a flirty subtle internet "booty call"

jamie: hey, what are you up to tonight?
lily: nothing much, :J

:J by habbohotelgurl November 11, 2009

:j 

A rarely used emoji used in the usenet days in the late '80s. It was used to indicate mischief, levity or the feeling of being mildly annoyed.

I am something of a scientist myself :j
- Norman Osborn

:j by KarlachCoochgate August 12, 2024

j 

He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”

j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.

father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc

j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS

you cannot delay the j

j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)

j is the way

You cannot delay the j

Shelly left Robby because only j is bae

j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as

j

j by Ribbitrunit November 5, 2022

j 

LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.

whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player

@juniortrooper69

EXAMPLE:

j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else

j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality

j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!

“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world

j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance

j by GrungeNgo November 4, 2022