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Little girl: Oh, hello. I'm lost and alone in the forest and ran away when my house burned down and everyone probably thinks I'm dead. Can you please help me?
Pedobear: YAY :DDD
:DDD by notapedophile February 14, 2012
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Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.
Josh: Bro ur a pussy, you only made it 5 days into DDD.

Drake: Stfu man it's not that easy.
DDD by Herbert the Pervert December 1, 2017
Word of the Day on December 3, 2022
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Doube Digit Dick is a cock that is ten or more inches long, that is, that has a measurement in inches of double digits.
OMG! Last night I met a guy with a DDD. My sex life will never be the same.
DDD by Susan0506 October 1, 2011
Dick Drawing Disorder.... is disorder that is sweeping the nation, which compels people to draw dicks on everything and anything they can draw on, this disorder is rampant and is ever increasing in sexually frustrated boys in high school.
I think Andres has a mad case of DDD cause he keeps drawing dicks on Padro's wall.
DDD by nightwing93 May 27, 2010
For the victors of NNN have been accepted by the brotherhood to participate in nutting everyday of December. This is not suggested to participate in this event.
No one has ever finished DDD. The current record is 9 days held by Jaden Wilkins.
DDD by Jaden ch November 2, 2018
Don't Die December, the month where you just don't die.
Unless you're already dead, which you can't even read this.

I don't know anymore.
Are you ready for DDD?
DDD by Niko_OneShot16 November 26, 2020
DDD or in other words Dick Down December. The opposite of NNN. Men will get the freedom to ejaculate all through December. So you boys better get them Ho Ho Ho’s
John - You know what time of the year it is? Right Erick?

Both of them- DDD!!
DDD by Bleep bop December 14, 2019
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