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Little girl: Oh, hello. I'm lost and alone in the forest and ran away when my house burned down and everyone probably thinks I'm dead. Can you please help me?
Pedobear: YAY :DDD
:DDD by notapedophile February 14, 2012
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Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.
Josh: Bro ur a pussy, you only made it 5 days into DDD.

Drake: Stfu man it's not that easy.
DDD by Herbert the Pervert December 1, 2017
Word of the Day on December 3, 2022
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Doube Digit Dick is a cock that is ten or more inches long, that is, that has a measurement in inches of double digits.
OMG! Last night I met a guy with a DDD. My sex life will never be the same.
DDD by Susan0506 October 1, 2011
Dick Drawing Disorder.... is disorder that is sweeping the nation, which compels people to draw dicks on everything and anything they can draw on, this disorder is rampant and is ever increasing in sexually frustrated boys in high school.
I think Andres has a mad case of DDD cause he keeps drawing dicks on Padro's wall.
DDD by nightwing93 May 27, 2010
For the victors of NNN have been accepted by the brotherhood to participate in nutting everyday of December. This is not suggested to participate in this event.
No one has ever finished DDD. The current record is 9 days held by Jaden Wilkins.
DDD by Jaden ch November 2, 2018
Don't Die December, the month where you just don't die.
Unless you're already dead, which you can't even read this.

I don't know anymore.
Are you ready for DDD?
DDD by Niko_OneShot16 November 26, 2020
DDD or in other words Dick Down December. The opposite of NNN. Men will get the freedom to ejaculate all through December. So you boys better get them Ho Ho Ho’s
John - You know what time of the year it is? Right Erick?

Both of them- DDD!!
DDD by Bleep bop December 14, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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