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DDD: Designated Drunk Driver 

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December) 

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.
Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

DDD (Day Drunk Driver) 

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
DDD (Day Drunk Driver) by Maryawerden November 14, 2012
Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.
Josh: Bro ur a pussy, you only made it 5 days into DDD.

Drake: Stfu man it's not that easy.
DDD by Herbert the Pervert December 1, 2017
Word of the Day on December 3, 2022
Doube Digit Dick is a cock that is ten or more inches long, that is, that has a measurement in inches of double digits.
OMG! Last night I met a guy with a DDD. My sex life will never be the same.
DDD by Susan0506 October 1, 2011
Dick Drawing Disorder.... is disorder that is sweeping the nation, which compels people to draw dicks on everything and anything they can draw on, this disorder is rampant and is ever increasing in sexually frustrated boys in high school.
I think Andres has a mad case of DDD cause he keeps drawing dicks on Padro's wall.
DDD by nightwing93 May 27, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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