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/s/perv by Jason Brandt January 13, 2008
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S.A.Perv
The online persona of someone who loves to confess his attraction and addiction to attractive women he worships or considers "sexy" which constitutes worthy as part of secret-spank-bank- collection, including editions of the sexiest selfie of the sexiest girls = complied of jpegs,gifs, mp4 files for admirers to masturbate to while imagining how good it feels to have sex with each girl.
S.A.Perv is Secret Admirer Pervert and you can tell that dude is some dude who wants to have sex with a girl so much, but is to afraid, so he beats off to girls excessively and loves to blog frequently of his naughty endeavors. He is harmless and horny. He really loves women who make him want to beg.
S.A.Perv by TNR Entertainment - Type Ryda June 22, 2021
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Oh that’s pervert
Oh that’s pervert by Jac Yogurts April 24, 2026
savik's law of perversity in fashion
those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018
Pervert's Row
Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.
Pervert's Row by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005
Pervert's Paradox
(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.
(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
Pervert's Paradox by Adrimor May 21, 2009
Pervert's Dictionary
Pervert's Dictionary by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006
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