/rant 

A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.

..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.

/rant by JambaJews January 11, 2009

/rant 

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.

insert rant

insert more rant

hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant

/rant by weirdalsuperfan May 10, 2021

Rant 

The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not

Lashaia always going on a rant on snapchat, complaining about school or her life with her headass

Rant by Lxrdkd April 29, 2015

rant 

To speak agressivly about somthing. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner. also see [Aitkenism.

Geeze neil has been ranting for a good two hours now!!!

rant by rodrikbodrik May 23, 2004

rant 

To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?

rant by Caitlin April 1, 2005

rant 

When someone is pissed about something and they rabmle on about it.

She ranted on about her exboyfriend for hours

rant by Aphrodiatea December 24, 2003

Rant 

;Expressing opinions in a rambling or agravated manner.

;A spell of ranting; a tirade

She ranted about the old lady parking wrong.

The rant showed her opinions of the choir.

She had written an rant blog.

Rant by Knowledgeislife August 2, 2012