A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.
A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj
by demonkoala October 14, 2020
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An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text.
you've changed and not for the better /hj
by dayfpg September 23, 2020
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When you mean it but you're also joking.
Person 1: I LOVE YOU SM /hj
by rieonano July 3, 2021
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acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
by Darrius August 31, 2004
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A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job.
Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you.
by TottalynotJin October 6, 2017
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handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D
by plantpolice August 12, 2007
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