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the only one immature is you
for not being able to face me
Making everything you *write*, not even speak, unreliable.
*write* by Krkič June 14, 2019
Words you can keep
you cumin out ritin 2nite?
write by Ruda August 5, 2003
Something you can’t do
I cant write
Write by NotJurgen November 15, 2021
The art of manipulating ink to do your dirty work.
I can write whatever the fuck I want, no one can stop me with my pen and paper.
Write by Jon Kassab April 6, 2008
the art of distorting letters

and graffiti is what these ignorant bastards call it

also it was started by white people in europe sum of the best writers are whit so dont even start sayin its sum stupid gang shit

n one more thing it can be on anything
yo im gona go and write on sum shit tonite wana bomb wit me?
write by drunkamakazi November 29, 2007
to drag a piece of graphite, or ink into making shapes and images to communicate to the reader(the persons you are communicating to.)
I'm gonna write to john and let him know he left his door open
Write by the character dealer February 9, 2022
I caught the fat old slag saying the word "write" instead of the word she was trying to say. Get it? Because I WROTE something about her. Get it? Dave did it too! Freudian slips for the win. God, I had no idea how useful a little college level psychology could be before this all started but holy shit! 10 out of 10. Would recommend.
Hym "I owe the practice of psychology a great deal. And now I have several business have employees participating in imposed schizophrenia one of which HAS MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE AND THIS INSTANCE WHERE SHE SAYS 'WRITE' INSTEAD OF WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY HAS BEEN RECORDED and the other where their posts directly coincide with mine across a 6+ month period. This is too rich man. I really can't believe it. To be this right about so many absurd things. Like, if someone did this to you, do you really think you would have been able to figure it out? At all? Would have even had a guess as to how you would even start to determine whether or not it was real? Or whether the whore was fucking that retard? Now I know there's a portion of you who think 'Too good to be me' but give me a break. You would have been fucked. I'm the only person who could have made this work. And it's not because I'm a genius (which I am). It's mainly just you being a bunch of dumb shits. You really thought you were better than somebody. Lo and behold I'm a living, breathing, money factory and it's so easy for me to generate billions of dollars that you need to pretend I'm not doing it to maintain your delusional worldview. I can't fucking believe it. I really can't. I challenged you all to 'Me vs. Everyone' and you lost you fucking bums! Aahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Write by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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