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A gamer's way of announcing disappointment in their own or another's idiocy, as face-palming (smacking your face into your palm or vice versa). Sometimes used instead of smh.
(1) Spyder1: Dude, get ur butt 2 the cliffs already
You: *runs into a wall*
You: *fp*

(2) Spyder1: Hey I gotta ring off 2 sleep.
You: K dont 4get 2 save...
Spyder1 has signed off
Spyder1 has signed on
You: Hey where r u?
Spyder1: 4got 2 save...
You: *fp*
*fp* by midnightmoonscape May 30, 2013
Words you can keep
favorite person, often used in the borderline personality disorder as the person they are feeling extreme emotions for and are focusing on.
I have a new fp and it’s killing me
fp by museum boy December 13, 2020
Related Words
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Stands for "favorite person."
Sarah is not just my girlfriend, but she's also my FP.
FP by lilsweetie994 May 13, 2011
friend: do have instagram acc?

you: yes but it's a fp
fp by wydbrendon June 12, 2016
fp mate, i would

i know mate, who wouldn't?
fp by slaaaaaaaag January 9, 2008
Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*
FP by Hameed Bach December 7, 2010
Me: Fp?
Gf: 😜ok
Fp by IllumiNate69 February 5, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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