*fp 

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.

You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.

*fp by A bored old man March 27, 2015

fp 

favorite person, often used in the borderline personality disorder as the person they are feeling extreme emotions for and are focusing on.

I have a new fp and it’s killing me

fp by museum boy December 13, 2020

FP 

Stands for "favorite person."

Sarah is not just my girlfriend, but she's also my FP.

FP by lilsweetie994 May 13, 2011

*fp*

A gamer's way of announcing disappointment in their own or another's idiocy, as face-palming (smacking your face into your palm or vice versa). Sometimes used instead of smh.

(1) Spyder1: Dude, get ur butt 2 the cliffs already
You: *runs into a wall*
You: *fp*

(2) Spyder1: Hey I gotta ring off 2 sleep.
You: K dont 4get 2 save...
Spyder1 has signed off
Spyder1 has signed on
You: Hey where r u?
Spyder1: 4got 2 save...
You: *fp*

*fp* by midnightmoonscape May 30, 2013

fp 

short cut for " fanpage "

friend: do have instagram acc?

you: yes but it's a fp

fp by wydbrendon June 12, 2016

fp 

text talk for fairplay

fp mate, i would

i know mate, who wouldn't?

fp by slaaaaaaaag January 9, 2008

FP 

An abbreviation for Facepalm

Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*

FP by Hameed Bach December 7, 2010