Fat pussy disorder
A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE
A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE
by Venussnipples March 28, 2020
Get the FPDmug. by Pinkballoon November 2, 2019
Get the FPDmug. Fucks per day.
Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
by LSU ADT Geek June 30, 2011
Get the FPDmug. Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.
by P33ner March 14, 2008
Get the FPDmug. 
by r3dfusi0n November 1, 2010
Get the fpdmug. “Franklin Panty Dropper”
Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.
Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.
by IAMFPD June 19, 2021
Get the FPDmug.