(tu)

The awkward turtle.

Person 1: I saw this really fat person in the co-op today!
Person 2: Hey, that's my mum!
Person 1: Oh (tu)

by Plumley Massive January 13, 2011

(tu)

Typing shortcut for a turtle emoticon on MSN Messenger. So if you type (tu) in the box and press enter, a small picture of a turtle will appear. I think it only works on version 6 or higher though.

(On an MSN convo)
Harry: What's your fave animal?
Elaine: A turtle!
Harry: What do they look like then?
Elaine: (tu)

by Zelda199 March 27, 2007

tu

a superfly girl with amazing skills

uhh dang uh dang, look at tu, she's hot!

by whoa dang January 20, 2005

Tu

"You" in Italian. Singular, informal. Used only as a subject, and plural is voi. Optional in almost every sentence.

Some phrases:
"Dove tu sei?" = Where are you?
"Tu hai un bel cane!" = You have a beautiful dog.
"Tu mi ami?" = Do you love me?

by systemofanup1 November 20, 2011

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

tu

Spanish for "you". (plural: su)

¿De donde eres tu? (From where are you?)

by sciboy1190 January 7, 2004

TU

Toke Up. Refering to Cannabis smoking.

James: "Yo man, fuck these kids theres way too many heads. Let's go TU without them."

Clay: "True dat."

by Bryce 38 January 1, 2009