'p 

Child Pornography. Shortened form of 'cp.'

"Ain't even load yet and I already know it's 'p"

'p by DondaDeluxe January 22, 2023

'p

It basically means Child Pornography

Guy: We're heading to ze castle, so we could get some 'p at the secret nazi convention

'p by Charles0304 November 27, 2025

/p 

means "platonically". Like "/s" it's commonly used at the end of a phrase to denote that the message is entirely platonic.

Crush: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!/p
Me: haha thnx *kinda heartbroken inside*

/p by neeksthedipwit September 22, 2020

/p 

/p is a tone indicator which means 'platonic'. it's used in text to show that whatever you're saying, is completely platonic, unlike its counterpart /r

"I love you bro! /p"

"You're so pretty /p"

/p by pinapplexpapaya October 31, 2020

P 

The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.

Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com

*types P in the URL*

Jimmy: Oh fuck...

P by Chuds McGee March 12, 2019

:P

:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.

NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).

TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P

Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol

:P by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2019

;p; 

A common typo of "lol", Mostly happens when you ain't lookin' at the keyboard.

LOL!!! YEAh

;p; BITCHES

;p; by AC December 27, 2004