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'House Sittin' 

A cousin to "Pocket Watchin'", which means someone worrying about how someone else spends their money or how much money they have, "House Sittin'" is a verbiage meaning the action of someone worrying about what someone else does in their home, or what is going on in their home.
Used in a sentence:

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin' but the neighbours really need to monitor what their kids are out here doing."

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin', but the neighbours really need to keep the noise down".

"My cousin needs to stop 'House Sittin' and worry about what's goin' on in her home."
'House Sittin' by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 17, 2021
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sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026