House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.

Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!

House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009

house shitting 

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

house shitting by Spigoon December 19, 2008

'House Sittin' 

A cousin to "Pocket Watchin'", which means someone worrying about how someone else spends their money or how much money they have, "House Sittin'" is a verbiage meaning the action of someone worrying about what someone else does in their home, or what is going on in their home.

Used in a sentence:

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin' but the neighbours really need to monitor what their kids are out here doing."

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin', but the neighbours really need to keep the noise down".

"My cousin needs to stop 'House Sittin' and worry about what's goin' on in her home."

'House Sittin' by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 17, 2021

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

sittin on the white house by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008