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Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
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People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded
Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

people that put their own name on urban dictionary 

1. people that make a joke about their own name because all the old definitions are about the opposite gender.
2. people that have no friends so they put their own name on urban dictionary with a definition that make them look like their the most perfect person on the world.
to all number 2 of people that put their own name on urban dictionary.
go fuck yourselves

People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary 

They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.
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help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary 

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. 

The screen in urban dictionary you can't get enough of
'Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. '
Person 1: "dang it..."

people who look up their name on urban dictionary

People who are very boring and basic as fuck.

They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.
John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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