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a turn is an emotion, caused by immense stress, sadness, and/or anger. it can come over a course of a few minutes, or instantly.

turns are fueled by anger and sadness, and usually result in lashing out against others and things around you.

it is very dangerous to be around someone when they are having one of their turns. turns can only go away after the individual having one calms down, in which they'll return to a state of depression and sadness.

First coined in the song "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd.
"and I..can...feeeeeeel....one of my turns comin' on..." -Pink Floyd

"Leave me alone...I can feel one of my turns"

Turns the Mountains blue 

A synonym for "that's cold" or giving someone "the cold shoulder."

Derived from the mountains on a Coors Light can that turn blue when they get cold.
"Dude, so i was like at Jason's party the other night and I ran into Max and he didn't say hi or even wave at me or anything."

"Man that turns the mountains blue, you guys have been best friends since kindergarten. Ain't Right"

Turns out she's Crazy 

what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"
other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?

Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy

Turns me on 

Hot guys turn me on like a light switch hyaaaaaaaa
He is mighty fine he turns me on
Turns me on by Baby mamma August 25, 2017

turns it's beak up at 

when a bird doesn't want to eat something, it turns it's beak up at that food.
There is a big cat dead body, but the eagle turns it's beak up at it.
turns it's beak up at by witb October 7, 2019

Turns on the waterworks 

When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed. Emotionally.
Your mom was a whiny bitch who turns on the waterworks every time things got rough.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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