Fuck Off and Figure it Out. Get the fuck out of my face, get your shit together, and don't come back until you know what you're fucking doing.
Hey Caley, I'm sending your expense report back to you for the 5th time. Please fill out the sales tax column directly from the itemized receipts as per the form instructions. There is no tax on tips. This hasn't changed since the beginning of time. #FOFO
A practice, aesthetic and belief that nothing else matters in the moment but squishycold dough (i.e. mochi ice cream balls). This was coined in response to the cultural milieu in which people have FOMO or Fear of Missing Out which is a feeling people get that they're missing out on something social that has been exacerbated by social media. Mochi instead allows you to enjoy life without that anxiety and stay present in the moment. #nofomochi
You saw on social media how all your friends went to a show and you weren't invited. That's okay, mochi will make you feel better. #nofomochi to all those friends.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"