"from afar" 

When somebody's mother looks good from a far distance, top-notch MILF quality, but on closer inspection isn't as hot as previously thought, but you would still not kick this mother out of bed.

Jackie's mom looks good "from afar". Wish I could always see her from that distance

"from afar" by Dwill February 10, 2007

blessings from afar 

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

blessings from afar by QuacksO September 25, 2019

jafar from afar 

the jafar from afar is where you get on top of a table before you nut on your partners face and yell, ALLAHU AKBAR!!!... as you nut

person #1: Yo i did the jafar from afar on my girl last night.

person #2: No way how high did you go

jafar from afar by canadianinja June 14, 2023

My name is jamar i come from afar 

1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar

i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.

My name is jamar i come from afar by De Ezn Uts February 17, 2022

fangirl from afar 

i always be a fangirl, but i wont ever be able to see the people i fan over in person.

I would die to see taylor swift but i have no money, ill always be a fangirl from afar

fangirl from afar by brenda198913 August 7, 2023

face from a far 

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.

Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.

face from a far by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022