"Thats Mexican" 

The phrase "Thats Mexican" means: To ruin a perfectly good thing. Whether it is a vehicle that runs,looks,and appears to be in good working condition, and the person strips the car of everything and replaces it with an overwhelming amount of chrome, velvet,tassels, tawdry mudflaps ,or any other shiny gaudy part that they can find at the local PepBoys while changing their oil in the parking lot. In their eyes they see a vehicle that demands respect, so much so that they never roll up their windows but lower the driver seat and cruise. To the rest of the world we see a tastelessly showy vehicle that is owned by a sexual predator. At that very moment the value of the car has sunk to $0. "Thats Mexican" is not only used to describe vehicles but also Houses that are in a safe, descent community and once the ownership of the home is in the hands of the new owners they use mediocer materials such as masonry bricks, block, stone, and all forms of architectural products and they install the material wherever,as long as it will stick to the house. The finishing touch is a "Mother Mary" shrine such as a ceremonial candle display or water feature.

Wife: "Honey, I realy love this area im glad we found this quiet, clean, safe neighborhood."

Husband: "Lets just drive down this last street then we will call the realtor."

Both Wife & Husband: "Look at that House, holy shit what did they do to it? That house is retarded, they ruined it, "Thats Mexican".

"Thats Mexican" by Border Patrol May 16, 2007

thats mexican 

To express negative reaction. Dislike, Unfair, etc

instead of saying "thats gay", say "thats mexican"

Tom: My phone just died
John: That sucks man
Tom: Yeah thats mexican

thats mexican by antigoodcharlotte3 July 22, 2011

that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

that sounds mexican by andy March 2, 2005

That one Mexican 

If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!

Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”

Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”

Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”

That one Mexican

“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”

The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie

That one Mexican by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023

thatmexicanfurry 

they are hot

moot 1: hey have you seen that new funny video that thatmexicanfurry posted?
moot 2: ya, THEY are so funny
moot 1: wanna fuck? only if you are not a minor, because as such i, myself may be hot and you yourself are hot i have no confirmation of legal age.
moot 2: ok sure, im only doing this because I’m hot.

thatmexicanfurry by whatahotpersonpls July 25, 2021