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"Perez Hilton" 

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.
Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".
"Perez Hilton" by IND317 April 21, 2009
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perez hilton 

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop
1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard
perez hilton by anrj123 August 21, 2012
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Perez Hilton 

A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
What's that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?

Oh, that's just Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009

Perez Hilton 

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
I read Perez Hilton's gossip blog when I am bored.
Perez Hilton by L0 September 10, 2008

Perez Hilton 

A person who

-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."

"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "

(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton

Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Perez Hilton by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009

Perez Hilton 

Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website
Perez Hilton by L0 July 14, 2008

Perez Hilton 

A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.

It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!

Fatty2: He wishes.

Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?

Fatty2: Toootally.
Perez Hilton by BLTU March 8, 2009
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