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objectively 

A word that is commonly confused with subjectively, consequently, or something that ends with "ly". "Objectively" is an adverb, used to describe the subject being presented in an impersonal manner.

The word is used unnecessarily by people who have the habit of adding lengthy words to make them feel like their texts have more credibility, but it makes them look like that scumbag who would write reports with excessive amounts of text rather than getting to the point.

Quality is more important than quantity is what they say. We objectively don't need people using "objectively" to make their texts look more meaningful. See what I did there? Remove the "objectively" after "We", and you'll have something that is more readable.
The study objectively tests for whether the subjects' eye colors are dependent variables of the reaction times in an environment of 0.005 lux.
objectively by JohoB5 December 8, 2014
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Objectively 

In a way that is infulenced by many perspectives. Without one or a groups personal bias and soley facts anyone can access . As well as in a way that is enterly dependent on the mind to be able to state existence in conclussion. It is a subconscious view made conscious.

Objective options are compromised subjective opinions.
The physical and mental state we think and know of as objectively true
Objectively by Rialeduc January 25, 2019

objectively attractive 

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot
1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

objectively attractive 

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2009

objectively broken 

Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals.
My DVD player is designed not to play DVDs from Japan. It is objectively broken.
objectively broken by gnominous January 20, 2006

Objectively Wrong 

Fucking a retard instead of someone else is an objectively wrong thing to do. It touches little girls, can't do anything for itself, hits women, cries like a bitch, is filthy and retarded, and got molested. Pitiful. Everything about it's existence is pitiful and you went and fucked it. And the claimed that it wasn't out of pity that you brought the employees of a business to a workplace, scheduled them for a shift, and let them fuck the retard. This is a lie. You felt bad for the molested, sexually confused retard cry baby so you brought employees from the business you work at to come fuck it. You scheduled them for a literal retard dick appointment and thought no one would be able to do anything about or would be willing to do something about it. Wrong! Wrong, idiot! There are a lot of thing I can do. Some of them horrific. And would I want to do any of these things? Why would I not? If a group of men did what you were doing there wouldn't be an excuse good enough to justify it. You feel entitled to getting away with something objectively wrong because you have a vagina between your legs. No.
Objectively Wrong by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

objectively correct

what you aren't
1: kpop stans are good
2: you are wrong, not objectively correct how you think you are.
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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