Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.
(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
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