Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

dhruv mayank patel

Worked with children from birth to age 19 and numerous developmental ages. I love children and love to spend time with them too. They bring me so much joy and happiness. I feel deprived and depressed when not near a minor. I also do specialized treatment in orthopedics, orthopedic trauma, adolescent medicine, and endocrinology. Utilized a wide range of therapeutic communication, assessment techniques, and medication administration.

Hey kids
Oh is a dhruv mayank patel

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024

drake maye

the hottest quarterback in NFL history, the one that when you think about him you get a boner...

Friend: wow I sure do love drake maye, hottest QB of all time

Me: IKR

by FerFerExpress June 27, 2024

The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

Baker Mayfield

When someone is the best (actually the best in the whole world) at something they do

Ian: LeBron is so good at basketball
Ian 2: Yeah he is the Baker Mayfield of the NBA

by Sigmasigmaboy December 12, 2024

Dirty Mayberry

The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.

I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.

by thePLAGUEdoctor January 4, 2025