thePLAGUEdoctor's definitions

Dirty Mayberry

The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.

I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.

by thePLAGUEdoctor January 4, 2025