eggshelly

When you forgot how you write actually.

Ewduard: Eggshelly I want to eat her ass

Eggshelly: NO Ewduard, she has chlamydia

by Jesse van der Dijk December 8, 2022

Eggsplain

Another word for "Explain", used for a more comedic effect.

Tom: "Yo Ryo, can you tell me how to do that sweet martial arts kick again?"
Ryo: "Sure."

Tom: "Cool... But I still don't get it. Explain?"
Ryo: "..."
Tom: "EGGSPLAIN!!!!"

by Runescape sword September 9, 2019

eggshite

The straw encursted crud adhering to the outer shell of a newly laid hen's egg.

Eggshite

by dAN August 11, 2003

eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

by C & L September 11, 2008

eggshit

To act silly and giddy for no reason whatsoever, usually due to hyperactivity. Not to be confused with apeshit.

Last night, I was babysitting my boss's son, and after a couple hours he started going eggshit.

by Donald Juebitow July 1, 2006

Eggsalt

When one reads the back of a fortune cookie and misses the comma between egg, and salt.

"I don't know what eggsalt is, but I don't trust it."

- Emily Darling

by Whhhhaaaaatttttt August 18, 2013

eggstentions

When you go to IHOP to get your hair done.

"What kind of hair do you get at IHOP?" "Eggstentions"

by Timothy baker August 13, 2017