Farting like the Barber's Cat 

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

Farting like the Barber's Cat by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Mount Vernon Barbell water 

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

Mount Vernon Barbell water by Hermankey December 12, 2022

Twin Cam Barbecue 

The act of cooking a barbecue using the heat of a car engine, usually a twin cam engine is used but the single cam barbecue is often just as effective

“F*cks sake the barbecue’s out of gas, how are we gonna cook dinner”

“Don’t worry mate I’ll just fire up the Twin Cam Barbecue”

Twin Cam Barbecue by YorakHunt69 February 2, 2023

Blown out like a barbers cat 

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

Blown out like a barbers cat by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

banana and barbecue sauce 

Banana and Barbecue Sauce is a banana In barbecue sauce.

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes

banana and barbecue sauce by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023

Four-Way Barber Shop 

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

Four-Way Barber Shop by BlahVol December 24, 2023

John the barber 

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

John the barber by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024