Noobioes

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Nooboff

Someone who sucks dick at everything they try, especially gaming

Wow that kid is such a nooboff

Bloody Nooboff

by bca_4ever November 15, 2009

noob error

Useful phrase for when someone succumbs to a very stupid mistake, instantly granting them the status of a noob

Also commonly used with the adjective frikken to make clear the overall extent of how noobish the error was.

Person #1 - "My car won't start"
Person #2 - "That's because your auto transmission is in drive. What a frikken noob error!"

by =JK= April 4, 2010

Noodle Folk

Someone who cooks and prepares noodles.

"Po, we are noodle folk."

-Kung Fu Panda

by rollercoasterkid April 9, 2010

Noob Tubed

Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.

Player 1: I just got noob tubed!
Player 2: I hate people who noob tube...

by SquashedBanana October 26, 2010

nooty booty

A word that is used to emphasize a point.

Lit. Something equivalent to the mass of one noot.

That was hard as nooty booties.

Wanna go chill nooty booty ?

by nootybootyman February 26, 2011