lost the gamble

Past tense version of losing the gamble--an unintentional emission of fecese during intended flatulence.

"Why do you look so nervous?"

"I tried to fart, but I totally lost the gamble."

by bscepter February 12, 2005

Lost In cydonia

Someone who usually just lurks on chatboards, who has a lost look in their eyes when you ask what they are doing. ALso a valley on Mars.

Was Roger Lost in Cydonia last night or what?

by Sothias March 29, 2005

Lost In Ashes

well LOST IN ASHES is not the gayes band in the world, but the most kick ass band in the entire universe! there is joey, corey, nathan, justin and matt.. the cooles of thoes member include in this order. joey, corey, justin, nathan and matt. this band will go down in histroy as the most bad ass band PERIOD! there is a band that comes close to their coolness but dosent surpas them. Tenacious D (nostise that LOST IN ASHES is all capital leters and Tenacious D only has two letters."

LOST IN ASHES is the shit!!!

by Adam shaffer April 7, 2008

lolstar

Someone with a natural talent that exceeds in making people LOL.

guy 1: damn, I guess In Haiti they weren't READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE
guy 2: hahaha, damn! you're such a lolstar

by medicalmechanica July 25, 2010

lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.

Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)

by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011

Lost loner

A person who does not fit in anywhere, does not enjoy being alone, and is forced to because of it. They tend to be Jacks/Jills-of-all-trades and get bullied a lot. In addition, they tend to be popular because people see things in the lost loner that he/she doesn't.

P1: That lost loner looks kind of sad...
P2: I know! maybe we should bully him.
Lost loner: Fuck off. If you aren't going to be nice, fuck off and go be an idiot like the rest of this shitty planet.

by Brick on a Stick May 4, 2011

lost in the fog

When you hot box a small area and can't find the exit.

"Dude where's the door?"
"I dunno man, we're lost in the fog."

by Rhynockerous September 4, 2016