Keegster

Very unintelligent. Has no success in life. Loves making friends and getting made at them for no reason . Cares way to much about video games like Fortnite. Thinks he will succeeded in YouTube but dosent. Smokes a lot. Had 4 friends got mad at them for no reason and has 1 friend now

Keegster is stupid he gets mad easy and loses his friends

by Furhrhhejd November 1, 2018

Keeshaun

Keeshaun is a type of guy who when he is not focused on what other people think could be really caring.he stands up for the things and people cares about and doesn’t let haters get in his way.Keeshaun has a kind heart and is sweet and funny in a cute but annoying way. Once he puts his mind on something then he sticks to it. He is loyal and really athletic but lazy at the same time.keeshaun is the person who will always have your back even though he is annoying as all hell he is a true friend.

Damn Keeshaun , after basketball practice Wanna go chief

by Alpha.R February 23, 2019

keep your stupid on a leash

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron

This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019

Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.

If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

keemstar

a wild garden gnome who hunts for content

person1: I went to the home depot and saw a garden gnome
person2: did you get keemstar's autograph?

by lennyslittlelumbago>>>>>. February 28, 2020

Keemstar Syndrome

A mental illness; the inability to acknowledge that mental illness exists despite the fact that the illness entails accusing people of having mental illnesses. Only one person in the world suffers from KeemStar Syndrome.

"My name is KeemStar and I have Keemstar Syndrome. My persistent suicide threats and psychological damage have nothing to do with the fatal outcomes of my subjects' psychological problems.

by Keem_star June 24, 2020