Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

Crotch Fire by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

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crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

crotch knot by atwig January 3, 2015

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crotch rocket

people who dont leave their name are too afraid of getting their ass kicked for talking shit about buicks.
And whats with this street legal /not street legal bullshit.
You sound like my grandpa worrying about piddly ass shit laws.
dont you know that cops always go after hot dog bikers first anyway
Hell i drove my car for six months with no muffler or exhaust pipe and the cops never stopped me and dont try to tell me i burned my exhaust valves and sound like you never made it past 5th grade

this cop was chasin me on my crotch rocket and i turned a corner and slipped on some sand and fell and the cop car ran my prep ass over!
Damn am i ever a sperm burpin slarfer

crotch rocket by Anonymous April 9, 2003