compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.

You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!

by M Black April 6, 2006

computerror

B movies in the early 90s, when computers and the internet first debuted, the portrayal of cyberterrorists using computers to do ruin lives and take over the world.

"Man, that evil villain sure is bringing the computerror!" Tulip told Jesse.

by Tulip O'Hare August 20, 2007

Compassing

In the subculture of marijuana slang, compassing is a tool used to assist a smoker who is using a pipe. The person who took the hit directly before the person who now has the bowl says, for example "Northeast," if the green is to the top right of the bowl (farther away from the smoker), or "Southwest," if the green is to the bottom left of the bowl (closer to the smoker).

Bob "Hey bro, I didnt get a good hit, can you give me a compass?"

Dave "Sure man, my last hit was Northwest."

Bob "Thanks! That was much better."

Dave "Don't thank me, thank whoever invented Compassing."

by Ethereal Magnanimus December 25, 2007

compound-tailgation

<noun><verb>(to compound-tailgate)
This is when a dumbass/old person in front of you is driving slow, usually going the actual speed limit or below, and you are trying not to tailgate them, when some douchebag genious behind you thinks it a great idea to tailgate you, hoping that will make the guy in front of you go faster. This usually results in a heated exchange, such as the tap of your breaks, wave of your hand, or spraying of the windshield wipers (my personal favorite). In the end, you eternally hate the person behind you because its all their fault.

Sorry I'm late bro, I got stuck behind this old man and this douche behind me caused some serious compound-tailgation, so I had to get out of the car and slap his bitch ass.

by concerned driver December 28, 2007

computer without a condom

When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.

Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways

by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008