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Compassing 

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In the subculture of marijuana slang, compassing is a tool used to assist a smoker who is using a pipe. The person who took the hit directly before the person who now has the bowl says, for example "Northeast," if the green is to the top right of the bowl (farther away from the smoker), or "Southwest," if the green is to the bottom left of the bowl (closer to the smoker).
Bob "Hey bro, I didnt get a good hit, can you give me a compass?"

Dave "Sure man, my last hit was Northwest."

Bob "Thanks! That was much better."

Dave "Don't thank me, thank whoever invented Compassing."
Compassing by Ethereal Magnanimus December 25, 2007
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compassing 

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The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.
Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.

Compassing 

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When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.
Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"
Compassing by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022

Compassioneur

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An entrepreneur who creates more and more wealth because of his un-quenching desire to serve more and more people. The concept uses our best in terms of our competitive, capitalistic and spiritual tendencies.
Rumi is a real compassioneur; he gives 51% of his earnings to charitable causes
Compassioneur by Yusuf Wazirzada September 18, 2017

Compassionate Bastard 

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A person who follows the social and political philosophy of Compassionate Bastardism.
A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.

Compassionate Bastardism 

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It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

Comparing answers 

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Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.
Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.
Comparing answers by The Fo November 20, 2007
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